-------Zombies-------
by Dean Matherly 


Zombies at my front door,
Should I wake my dad?
Corpses seeking blood and brains,
Would probably make him mad.

Zombies in the kitchen,
Might make my momma pissed.
If they touch the silverware,
They'll taste my mother's fist!

Zombies in the bathroom,
Searching for some meat.
I'll blow their freaking brains out,
For peeing on the seat!