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April 18 , 2006



"Manos" Hands of Fate

...as brought to you by Junkyard John, Alphonso, and two of the Dumpsterpiece Players: William as Sergio, and Stacey as Torgo.
The title plate as seen above, and the clip from "Manos" are courtesy of Badmovies.org a cool b-movie review site that everyone should explore! This week's music is by Spacerust and the DumpTV Orchestra
Get your own copy of "Manos" Hands of Fate at amazon.com

 

 

April 11 , 2006
In this week's chapter of
Dumpsterpiece Theatre...

Junkyard John presents a hilarious clip from Dumpsterpiece Theatre's "She Demons" episode, featuring Bill Reger and Dean Matherly as Hiroshi & Mitchell, it's one of our very favorite bits, ever.
.... also this week we've included a trailer for the film "Atragon The 9th Wonder Of The World" --- Thanks for Tuning In!

 

 

 

April 4 , 2006

Webisode # 9 --- Junkyard John presents a swashbucklin' good time that we had during a 2001 episode of our live, unrehearsed, broadcast show. Joining the pirate crew for this skit is our friends Mike Walters and Donald Burke, as well as Bill Reger as "seaman swallows".... of course we've thrown in a drive-in intermission clip, and a silent movie trailer from 1922! Enjoy, and see ya next week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Master of the Flying Guillotine

Master of the Flying Guillotine

john alphonso on set

one armed boxer

 

 

 

 

March 28, 2006
In this week's chapter of
Dumpsterpiece Theatre...

We bring you a few clips from another of our episodes that were broadcast on TV in 2002 . The feature film was "Master of the Flying Guillotine" and we had a great time messing with this movie! It's one of the only episodes where the viewer gets a sneak-peek at the control room at the television station, and other behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Enjoy!

 


Gunfighter Ballads & Trail Songs
alphonso being funny

Master of the Flying Guillotine

Master of the Flying Guillotine

 

Webisode #7 - March 21, 2006
Junkyard John brings you "Billion Dollar Bradys"... a skit we put together for our presentation of the movie "Bloodlust" and its star, Robert Reed. Also included is Mitchell & Hiroshi battling over their favorite cereal, music by spacerust and the Dumptv Orchestra, ...and don't blink, or you might miss our friend acidhead ed... view all of our episodes and much more at www.dumptv.com -
Thanks for tuning in, see ya next week!

 

 

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March 14, 2006

Junkyard John presents two bits of fun, a music video, 'bugs' by our own Jet Drive-In, and a hallucinogenic clip from one of our more recent broadcast episodes of the live TV show. Enjoy!

 

 

 

March 7, 2006

Junkyard John presents a classic clip from the old tv show, circa 2002, in which Bob Tarzana brings along an animated ant farm. It's psychedelic fun!

We'd like to thank everyone who worked so hard for all those years on Dumpsterpiece Theatre, so this week, we've included the two-minute credit reel from the broadcast show!

This one's not for the kiddies, so send them to their rooms... now... thanks, ok... push play!


March 7, 2006


BONUS!

dreadwilliam.com presents
The Fists of Karma

There are universal laws that man must obey in order to remain alive. There are always challengers to these rules. Here is the story of one of them. Stalemations have been around for quite awhile but the Fists of Karma is a new series. All the work is done by one man at his laptop. The stories are from urban legend. Who is this man. See the video and read the credits. See more at www.dreadwilliam.com

 

March 1, 2006
Junkyard John and friends pay tribute to three recently deceased actors, and speculate upcoming celebrity passings

 


February 17th, 2006 - Junkyard John presents "Stu in Space" - featuring a classic low-tech Dumpsterpiece Theatre clip that originally aired January 2002



Junkyard John's 30 second review of the new "Pink Panther" film
February 10th, 2006

 

February 2006

Hey Folks - Junkyard John here...

Bet you thought we were all dead or in jail, but actually it's just been a case of the lazys. We all have real jobs in the unreal world which gives us more things to bitch about. Some of that will translate into a new series of short films, skits, revues--- you know, the same ol' Dumpsterpiece crap. But that's what we are here for. Besides, we miss humiliating ourselves in public and thought the internet would b a great place to broaden that embarrassment.

I also want to get back into the film historian thing, because there are still hundreds of stories that were either told to me by the people who were there, or I was there myself. So I may as well fill you in on the unseen side of film making and the often bizarre array of people behind them. When I look back on those days, I am still in awe over some of the characters I met while covering "the Industry" for the A.V. Press and (briefly) Fangoria magazine. In fact, one of these days, I'll tell you how editor Tony Timpone 'fired' me and forbade me from ever being associated with his magazine ever again---like that was a bad thing.

I'll also share reminisces with the late, great John Agar, who killed more monsters in '50s and '60s science fiction movies than just about anybody else; and he told some excellent stories. I am also going to transpose and print, for the first time EVER, my complete interview with the Godfather of Gore, Herschell Gordon Lewis. That's right, the KING. It is still one of my favorites and is pretty damn funny to boot.

Soon-to-follow interviews will include Burlesque legend Kitten Natividad, cult movie icon Ray Dennis Steckler (with whom I worked with on and off for over 10 years), Yvette Vickers (of 'Giant Leeches' and '50 Foot Woman' fame), Les Tremayne (the original 'War of the Worlds' and 'The Monster of Piedras Blancas' ) to name but a few.

I look forward to the Steckler piece in particular because, without Ray, I would never had gotten the hands-on experience of editing and screenwriting that I later used to great satisfaction in the final live-broadcast years of Dumpsterpiece Theatre. I am so thankful that his best films are now available on DVD through Media Blasters and are all highly recommended, in spite of the disrespectful commentary by Joe Bob Briggs. I know he has a reputation to uphold, but if you're gonna make money analyzing a filmmaker's career, Bob, find out what makes him tick first. Would have liked that better..., that's all.

Anyway, keep an eye on this space for loads of z-movie fun!

 


a teaser from John & Alphonso
January 2006

 

 

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