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New Orleans Style |
| Easy
Decorations| ~ |Poems,
Stories, Jokes |
~ |Gift Ideas
for Men|
| Christmas
Movies | ~ |Festive
Web Graphics | ~
|Trees
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Christmas
Party Games and Gift Exchanges | ~ |Chocolate Gifts |
| Holiday
Recipes | ~ |The
Reason for the Season |
~ |Tropical
Island Christmas|
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Every year at just this time,
In cold and dark December,
Families around the world
All gather to remember,
With presents and with parties,
With feasting and with fun,
Customs and traditions
for people old and young.
- Helen H. Moore
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Q:
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws!

Q:
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Comedy
Bytes! Christmas Funnies
Q:
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A: Neither. Candles always burn shorter!
Opossum Sally's December Poetry
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25 funny ways to drive people nuts at Christmas! ---or--- A Funny Drunken Fruitcake Recipe! |
Q:
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
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Q:
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: He had low elf esteem.
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When they are both full grown, Of all trees that are in the wood, The holly bears the crown: O, the rising of the sun, And the running of the deer The playing of the merry organ, Sweet singing in the choir. - Christmas Carol |
Q:
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Marvelicious
Holidays offers traditional and victorian holiday information,
The Reason For The Season, Tribute to Friends, humor and poetry.
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Twas
The Month After Christmas
Twas the month after Christmas
and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all
and to all a good diet!
Author Unknown
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"The best thing about Christmas is giving gifts.
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I don't even have to close out my mah jong game!"
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Dean &
Nancy's Christmas Page Table of Contents:
| Festive
Clip Art | - | Poems,
Stories, Jokes |
| Gift Ideas for
Men | - | Trees
& Ornaments |
| Christmas New
Orleans Style | - | Holiday
Recipes |
| The
Reason for the Season | - | Crafts
& Home Made Gifts |
| Christmas
Party Games and Gift Exchanges | - | Chocolate
Gifts |
| American Made Gifts |
- | Easy Decorations|
| Christmas Music
& Sounds | - | Tropical
Island Christmas|
| Christmas
Movies | - | Live Holiday
Advice | - |More
Christmas Links |

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Dean & Nancy's Christmas Page
Table of Contents:
| Festive
Web Graphics | - | Poems,
Stories, Jokes |
| Gift Ideas for Men | - | Trees
& Ornaments |
| Christmas
New Orleans Style | - | Holiday
Recipes |
| The Reason
for the Season | - | Crafts
& Home Made Gifts |
| Christmas
Party Games and Gift Exchanges | | Chocolate
Gifts |
| American Made Gifts | -
| Easy Decorations|
| Christmas
Music & Sounds | - | Tropical
Island Christmas|
| Christmas
Movies | - | Live Holiday
Help & Chat |
| More
Christmas Links |

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