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| Easy Decorations| | Poems, Stories, Jokes | | Crafts & Home Made Gifts | | Christmas New Orleans Style |
| Gift Ideas for Men| | Christmas Movies | | Festive Web Graphics | | Trees & Ornaments |
New for 2008 - Christmas Party Games and Gift Exchanges | | Holiday Recipes | | The Reason for the Season |
| Tropical Island Christmas| | Gifts Made in USA|
| Christmas Music & Sounds |
| Live Holiday Help & Chat | | More Christmas Links |
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Christmas Poems, Stories, & Jokes

Every year at just this time,
In cold and dark December,
Families around the world
All gather to remember,
With presents and with parties,
With feasting and with fun,
Customs and traditions
for people old and young.
- Helen H. Moore

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I found this cute Dr. Seuss Poem in a thrift-store book called "Ten tales of Christmas."
The Perfect Present

Good Stories for Great Holidays


26 "Night Before" variations

Michael R. Kasony-O'Malley - Christmas, Slovak, Earth Mother and tales from Ireland

 

Q: What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws!


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Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Cringle.

 

Comedy Bytes! Christmas Funnies

Q: What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A: Neither. Candles always burn shorter!

 

Opossum Sally's December Poetry


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25 funny ways
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Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

 

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Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: He had low elf esteem.

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The holly and the ivy,

When they are both full grown,

Of all trees that are in the wood,

The holly bears the crown:

O, the rising of the sun,

And the running of the deer

The playing of the merry organ,

Sweet singing in the choir.

- Christmas Carol

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

 



A Christmas Carol

 

Marvelicious Holidays offers traditional and victorian holiday information, The Reason For The Season, Tribute to Friends, humor and poetry.



How did Christmas start? How does the West celebrate Christmas?

 

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Twas The Month After Christmas

Twas the month after Christmas
and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all
and to all a good diet!
Author Unknown

More Funny Christmas Poetry

 

A Christmas Treasury of Yuletide Stories and Poems
The Gift of Father Christmas: Stories and Traditions of St. Nicholas
In The Days of The Angels: Stories and Carols for Christmas
Noche Buena: Hispanic American Christmas Stories
Merry Christmas!: Inspiring Quotes, Poems, and Stories to Celebrate the Season

 

Christmas from the Heart

 






 

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My Pal Ed says:
"The best thing about Christmas is giving gifts.
I love the computer age, because now it's so easy to find, and order, gifts for my loved ones, without having to get up from the computer.
I don't even have to close out my mah jong game!"


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Table of Contents:

/ Home \
/ Recipes \
/ Decorations\
/ Gifts for Men \
/ Holiday Movies \
/ Gift Exchanges \
/ Live Holiday Help! \
/ Christmas Links \
/ Trees & Ornaments \
/ Christmas Party Games \
/ American-Made Gifts \
/ Poems, Stories, & Jokes \
/ Festive Web Graphics \
/ Tropical Island Christmas \
/ The Reason for the Season \
/ Christmas New Orleans Style \
/ Christmas Music & Sounds \
/ Crafts & Home Made Gift Ideas \

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Dean & Nancy's Christmas Page
Table of Contents:
| Christmas New Orleans Style | | Holiday Recipes |
| The Reason for the Season | | Crafts & Home Made Gifts |
New for 2008 -| Christmas Party Games and Gift Exchanges |
| American Made Gifts | | Easy Decorations|
| Festive Web Graphics | | Poems, Stories, Jokes |
| Gift Ideas for Men | |
Trees & Ornaments |
| Christmas Music & Sounds | | Tropical Island Christmas|
| Christmas Movies | | Live Holiday Help & Chat |
| More Christmas Links |

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